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Things I've been wondering about.
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It's okay to keep a bottle of scotch in your desk at work and have a little nip when:

You are celebrating a big project.
0(0.0%)
You have a traumatic day, like getting trapped in the elevator for several hours.
13(19.4%)
#%&#$(*! IE6.
13(19.4%)
You are a character on Mad Men.
21(31.3%)
You want to.
20(29.9%)

Bedhead is appropriate in the office:

Never.
8(11.9%)
Always.
12(17.9%)
On casual Fridays.
6(9.0%)
If you slept at your desk because you were working late.
21(31.3%)
Only if you're really hot.
20(29.9%)

When your skirt turns all the way around backwards while you are walking to the bus, it means:

It's too big.
16(23.9%)
It's not fitted properly to your body type.
6(9.0%)
It's trying to escape.
29(43.3%)
Why is there no Atobe option on this poll?
16(23.9%)

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Notes on skirts - I have a relatively small waist compared to my hips, and I can buy a skirt that fits my hips perfectly and still have six inches to spare in the waist. Sewing is my friend (but I still can't re-fit jeans waistbands yet!).

I have the same issue but I don't sew. And I never seem to get around to getting things altered.

Scotch is also necessary for #@!%$#@!! wireless internet fail.

I want to certify that I only chose what I chose because there was no "omg are you crazy why you drinking at work" option. Also because my drawers at work aren't lockable so I'd get in so much trouble >___>

I only usually drink at work when my co-workers are drinking too. So don't worry, I'm not going to get fired. :)

I hope you mean "at company parties" and not on random days when your coworkers also drink, because that would mean I'm in the WRONG OFFICE.

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