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Halrloprillalar

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Sadly deceived.
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prillalar

OK, the poll results are in. 44.8% of respondants said that I'm evil, while only 12.1% said that I'm not evil. However, many of the "other" votes were variations on "evil", such as "eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil", "mostly evil", and "partially evil". kestrelsan is making me count those, so that raises the "evil" percentage to 60.3%.

It's sad.

See, my whole contention to kestrelsan was that even though I'm evil deep down, the general public was not aware of that fact, and, in fact, believed me to be "sweet and nice and cuddly". I guess I need a spin doctor now to make you all forget about this and to push my non-evil agenda.

I should note, though, that at least *I* didn't try to skew the votes in my poll by saying stuff like:

Oh, and prillalar is making me do this, because she didn't believe me when I told her she couldn't hide her evilness from her LJ readers. As you can see, I was right. Furthermore, I told her that no one in their right mind would believe that *I* was evil. I trust that you won't let me down.

Cheater! Evil cheater!

*koff* OK, sorry for the interruption. Next post will return us to our regularly scheduled evil fannishness.


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Well, I feel that my mostly evil shouldn't count as a whole evil vote. I think it should count for 72.8% of an evil vote.

You make a compelling point. However, math is hard.

Personally, I think 60.3% is a rather low awareness of your evilness. Clearly I have some more campaigning to do.

I should note, though, that at least *I* didn't try to skew the votes in my poll

That just proves my evilness has vision. Much can be sacrificed for the greater good.

--not-evil Kest, according to recent polls

All I can say is that since I'm so evil, you'd better watch yourself. After all, I control the cicadas, right? Not to mention flying monkeys.

Ha! I know you still love me :).

See, my whole contention to kestrelsan was that even though I'm evil deep down, the general public was not aware of that fact, and, in fact, believed me to be "sweet and nice and cuddly".

...

Right. Uh huh.

No, really!

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