Gods and Monsters
"The people of P3X-794 appear friendly," Teal'c said as children tugged on his hands.
"Here." Daniel held something small and yellow out to them. "It's food." The children cheered but hung back. Some adults began to murmur and point.
"Food?" Sam said. "I don't think Peeps qualify as food."
"Why did you bring those, Daniel?" Jack clutched his P-90 closer. "I don't like them."
Daniel shrugged. "I got an Easter basket." He turned to a small girl. "Food." When she wouldn't take the Peep, he bit its head off. "See?"
There was a collective gasp. Next thing they knew, they were hustled into a large building.
"I think it's a temple of some kind," Daniel said. "And I think there's a spear poking into my back."
A curtain swept back to reveal a large golden statue. Of a Peep.
"Is this some sort of false god?" Teal'c asked.
"The NID must have been here," Sam said.
"Maybourne always did have a sweet tooth," Jack said and fired his gun into the air.