Halrloprillalar (prillalar) wrote,
Halrloprillalar
prillalar

Boys will be boys.

I must say, one thing about writing Prince of Tennis fic is there's not really a lot of scope there, at least if you don't want to write future fic. You've got your boys, you've got your school, and you've got your tennis. What else would be going on with them? What can Kaidoh be plausibly worried about that's not school, tennis, his family, or his health?

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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.

KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that he's deliciously lickable. I'm worried about ... Voldemort.

INUI: Jeez, Kaidoh, at least say You Know Who.

KAIDOH: Sorry. Can we practice Defense Against the Dark Arts some more?

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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.

KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that he's the sun, the moon, and all the little stars. I'm worried about ... Darth Vader.

INUI: Kaidoh, I am your father.

Kaidoh faints.

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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.

KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that I'm this close to tearing off all his clothes right here in the clubhouse and making violent love to him. I'm worried about ... vampires.

INUI: Kaidoh, there's no such thing as vampires.

KAIDOH: Yes there is. I made a garlic necklace for you.

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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.

KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that I've written a 10 000 word love poem to him but I can't come up with a good last line. I'm worried about ... the economy.

INUI: Kaidoh, you're right to be worried. Maybe you should start planning for retirement now. I can advise you on mutual funds.

KAIDOH: Inui's much more boring than I thought. Uh...I have to go now.

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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.

KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that he's got a piece of kale stuck between his teeth. I'm worried about ... Japan's showing in the Olympics. China and the US are kicking our butts in gold and we're only 6th by medal total.

INUI: At least we're not Canada.

KAIDOH: Yeah. Those hosers.

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INUI: What's the matter, Kaidoh? You seem distracted.

KAIDOH: I can't tell Inui-senpai what I'm really thinking, ie that he's the one I'm going to marry when I grow up and move to Canada. I'm worried about ... the Goa'uld.

INUI: Kaidoh, I am a Goa'uld. Hold still while I give you this amazing painful gold forehead tattoo and then you'll be my First Prime.

KAIDOH: Is that like getting married?

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OK, Kaidoh might actually be worried about vampires, given what we've seen, but he's not about to say that to Inui. Hmm. It may be time to invoke the muse with alcohol. Or just have a beer and watch more Farscape.

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