* Treize and Zechs, drunk and dancing to Nine Inch Nails' Closer. I want to fuck you like an animal.
* Anne, married to an abusive Roy Gardiner, comes home to Green Gables with a broken arm. Gilbert can heal her arm, but what about her heart?
* Ron watches Draco sexily eating a banana. Every day. At lunch in front of everybody. You bring me closer to God.
* Iron Chef poetry. "Cooking whatever you please/With the theme ingredient-/Foie gras? Cheese?"
* Jessica Wakefield, Vampire Slayer. (This is different from Buffy how?)
* Oh-so-much Atobe/Momoshiro.
* Angel remembering that fateful day in 1954 when Godzilla came to Tokyo.
* Ash vs George Lucas. (But what I really want to see is Ash vs Fonzie.)
* Little House on the Prairie cross-gen spanking kink fic. No kidding. It was...freaky.
But, dammit, the Degrassi fic is all Next Gen. And when I google "Snake/Joey Jeremiah slash" all that comes up is my unfulfilled yuletide request from last year. *sigh*