Oh my god, Momo, Kaidoh, and Echizen are in the same block! If
I mean, I'm confident that Kaidoh can beat Momo, except for the fact that Momo has already been off the regulars once, so it makes more *narrative* sense for it to be Kaidoh.
*sends someone to break Momo's legs*
I don't want either of them out, of course. As you can probably tell, they're my favourite doubles pair! But Kaidoh is my baby. Momo is just this guy that I sometimes let fool around with Kaidoh.
What's with all this stuff with Oishi and Kawamura? They're not Momo and Kaidoh! Just because Kawamura never beat Oishi before, everyone is all worked up. How can they care about that, when our world is crumbling around us?
Oh my god, Momo and Kaidoh are playing next week. Wah! But don't anybody fucking spoil me, if you already know who's out of that block.
Some nice TezuRyo this week, though. I just wish I were calm enough to appreciate it.
ETA: OK, here's how it's going to go down.
Nanjiroh: Ryoma, I've just inherited 50 million dollars, but in order to get it, we have to spend a month in a haunted mansion in Franklin, Pennsylvania.
Ryoma: Have a nice time.
Nanjiroh: No, the whole family has to come. We're leaving tonight, so go get packed.
Momo and Kaidoh have a fierce match that goes into a tie-break and Kaidoh wins. There are lots of shots of Kaidoh's pretty ankles and Momo hitting his jackknife. After the game, they shake hands and Momo has a sudden vision of them pressed together in the locker room, making out like there's no tomorrow. He starts to sweat profusely. Kaidoh goes off with Inui.
Momo and Kaidoh play doubles in Nationals and Seigaku wins. Ryoma comes back afterwards to play a match with Tezuka. He still can't win. But Tezuka finally kisses him so it's okay.
Just repeat to yourself, it's just a show, I should really just relax.