And I wasn't going to do that one-line fic meme, but then I thought maybe I would. But more vaguely:
Give me a character or pairing (from a fandom I'm familiar with) and a word/phrase, and I will produce something creative about it. It may be a drabble or a line of fic. It may be a stick-figure drawing. It may be an operetta. It may be an interpretive dance which I will then describe to you. It may be brilliant. It may be shite. But it will be ART!
I can probably handle up to a baker's dozen. The last time I did something like this, I took about 30 requests and then didn't get through them all. I still wake up in the night, tortured by guilt.