Oh, and if you're really desperate, you could use the Drabble-Matic to do the work for you. :) For example, if you have to write an Okane ga Nai story:
I Saw Kanou Kissing Santa Claus
Ayase woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one springy box that looked like a dildo.
Then Ayase noticed that Kanou was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Ayase thought that he would surprise Kanou. Maybe even sneak up behind him and tickle him on his humongous bellybutton. That always made Kanou spiffy.
Ayase crept sadly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its delicate lights, and the presents, heaped up harshly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Kanou. Kissing someone.
Ayase was so angry, he picked up a cucumber from a table and threw it hyperactively under a table.
They both looked around.
"Kanou, you tinkling aardvark!" Ayase yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Ayase looked and then rubbed his wrist and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Kanou said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a dreadful kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Ayase said wistfully. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be damned sexy."
That seemed reasonable. Ayase went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like chocolate melting in the sun. He made Ayase's nose feel all squishy.
"You see?" Kanou said hungrily and Ayase saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.