Halrloprillalar (prillalar) wrote,
Halrloprillalar
prillalar

Election

The Beer and Hockey party has been elected with a sweeping majority! Hayley Wickenheiser is the new Prime Minister and has announced she will name Wayne Gretzky as Minister of Foreign Affairs. She has promised not to neglect curling when it comes to making national policy.

"Tim's for everybody!" Wickenheiser said. "It's on me."

*wakes up*

Oh, FUCK.

Stupid country.

Oh well, how long until this government falls too?
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