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AftS fic: Pants (Sato/Asakawa)
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Not based on a true story.

Pants by Halrloprillalar
Aim for the Sky! Sato/Asakawa, PG, 450 words.


"Can I borrow your dictionary?" Asakawa poked Sato in the ribs.

"It's in my bag." Sato tried to concentrate on his homework, which was difficult at the best of times, and nearly impossible when he was in Asakawa's bedroom on Asakawa's bed with Asakawa leaning on his shoulder half the time. "Did you find it?"

"Sato," Asakawa said, "what's this?"

It wasn't the kind of "what's this?" that means you've found something interesting but unusual. More like when you find a spider under your bed or a very old sandwich in the pocket of your winter uniform. Sato turned around to see.

It was a pair of pants. Sato blinked in case he was seeing things and it was really his old gym towel. It didn't help. "It's, um, a pair of pants."

"Are they your pants?" Asakawa had a look in his eye that Sato had only previously seen when they were doing shooting practice. A rather fierce look. Not so much a bedroom kind of look.

"No." Maybe this was one of Asakawa's crazy jokes. He thought the strangest things were funny. Sato always ended up laughing, but at Asakawa, not the joke.

"They're not my pants. So some other boy's pants are in your school bag." Asakawa shook the pants accusingly. "Cheater."

"I don't know whose those are!"

"You don't even know his name?" Asakawa dropped the pants and grabbed Sato's science homework.

"Hey!" But Asakawa was already scrawling Sato is a great big cheater across the top in black marker. Sato sighed and picked up the pants. Maybe there was a clue.

In fact, there was a label. A rather large label which read: If found, please return to Shiyouji Kazuhiro, with his address, phone number, and promise of a reward. It figured. "Asakawa, they're Kazuhiro's. He must have stuffed them in there on Thursday when we were trying to have the club picture taken."

"And he wanted to be naked but Tsukada said he had to keep his underwear on and stand in the back."

"And they got into an argument and Harada bit Kazuhiro on the arm." Sato threw the pants at Asakawa and they landed on his head. "See? Not my fault."

"Well, okay." Asakawa looked down at the science paper. "Um...you'll have to copy that again."

"So I'm not a big cheater?"

"No." Asakawa's cheeks turned pink. "Sorry."

"Okay, then." Sato got out a fresh sheet of paper.

"Still, it's suspicious. Why did he choose your bag?"

"Shut up, Asakawa," Sato said, and kissed him to make sure he would.



When Sato opened his bag in science class, he found a pair of Asakawa's pants.

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But Asakawa was already scrawling Sato is a great big cheater across the top in black marker.

Oh my god. I want one. I could ruffle its hair and feed it cookies.

I think Asakawa affects everyone that way. *g*

I don't even know this fandom and I'm already smitten.

It wasn't the kind of "what's this?" that means you've found something interesting but unusual. More like when you find a spider under your bed or a very old sandwich in the pocket of your winter uniform. I think I'm going to hold these two lines close my heart; always. *loves the comparison-- am terrified of spiders*

Hee! Yes, it's the lacrosse boys. It's kind of taken on a life of its own. And I'm not very fond of spiders either. :) Glad you liked it!

...I don't even know what this *is* and it's adorable.

It's, um, a made-up sports series (lacrosse) fandom that got a bit out of control. *g* I'm glad you enjoyed!

If only it were based on a true story I could die happy.

*laugh* Well, maybe it happened to someone, somewhere.

*reads comments*

*rubs hands together gleefully* You have them all fooled.

Poor Sato, but now he's learned the valuable lesson that pants are powerful, powerful things. Also, I'm shipping Kazuhiro with the shougi guy. I have justification. Fic is forthcoming.

... Whoa, now I remember where I've heard those names before. The lacrosse boys. (I think.) Well, Hal certainly got some new converts. :D And she has people writing her fic!

Now we just have to fool a mangaka into writing the actual series for us.

Poor Sato, but now he's learned the valuable lesson that pants are powerful, powerful things.

He's just lucky Tachiki hasn't got wind of this yet.

Also, I'm shipping Kazuhiro with the shougi guy.

Woo hoo! Can't wait.

ahahahahhaa, so THAT'S where it started.

I told you it was my fault.

Everything is your fault. Somehow. I have a secret algorithm that proves it.

I used to have an icon that proved this. I wonder what happened to it?

Well. Whatever happened, I'm sure it was my fault.

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Yay for the cute!

I checked out the challenge, but does it really qualify if we didn't make it up just for that?

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Hee! XD Thats awesome.

The lacross boys are so cute. =D

Thank you! They are so fun to think about.

When Sato opened his bag in science class, he found a pair of Asakawa's pants.
This is too cute!

Hee! Thanks. :)

I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU.

*writhes with glee* Sato/Asakawa! rolling around on Asakawa's bed! it's so woobie i might die.

"Are they your pants?" Asakawa had a look in his eye that Sato had only previously seen when they were doing shooting practice. A rather fierce look. Not so much a bedroom kind of look.

First of all, the Sorkinsian repetition of 'pants' was making me giggle out loud, and second of all, i completely adore all Sato's little editorial thoughts.

Maybe this was one of Asakawa's crazy jokes. He thought the strangest things were funny. Sato always ended up laughing, but at Asakawa, not the joke.
LIKE THIS ONE. *dies* I completely love this personality trait as applied to fluffy, earnest Asakawa, who probably is just begging for Sato's attention in the first place.

But Asakawa was already scrawling Sato is a great big cheater across the top in black marker.
"Cheateru daiyo!!!" *still dying* poor poor Sato. I hope for his sake that Awakawa develops a frequent craving for giving blowjobs.

A rather large label which read: If found, please return to Shiyouji Kazuhiro,
I so knew this was coming, and it was STILL THE BEST THING EVAR.

"And they got into an argument and Harada bit Kazuhiro on the arm."
*FLAILS INCOHERENTLY* Also, did Marks pass on to you that we decided that Harada's given name is 'Ryosei' and no amount of Japanese pronunciation can convince Marty-sempai that his name isn't 'Lucy' and singing the Beatles at him?

"Still, it's suspicious. Why did he choose your bag?" "Shut up, Asakawa," Sato said, and kissed him to make sure he would.
aaaaaaaaaw. Jealous Asakawa is deadly cute, especially since HE'S the one who keeps having questionable encounters with Tachiki and occasionally Misaki! guilty conscious much?


Re: I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOU.

The only thing cuter than Asakawa is you. :) I was at the pub and for some reason I started thinking about Kazuhiro and how he must just leave his clothes all over and then I came home and this happened.

I completely love this personality trait as applied to fluffy, earnest Asakawa

The character I most associate with Asakawa is Orohime from Bleach. I fell in love with her when there was a class assignment to give a presentation on "The Future Me" and she drew herself as killer robot terrorizing the city. She's got this whole earnest but bizarre thing going on.

Kazuhiro's mom must go crazy trying to keep him in clothing. I suspect that at school, in the entry with all the shoeboxes, there's a special bin for people to drop Kazuhiro's clothing in when they find it.

I hope for his sake that Awakawa develops a frequent craving for giving blowjobs.

For all our sakes. :)

Harada's given name is 'Ryosei' and no amount of Japanese pronunciation can convince Marty-sempai that his name isn't 'Lucy' and singing the Beatles at him

LOL! That's great.

Jealous Asakawa is deadly cute, especially since HE'S the one who keeps having questionable encounters with Tachiki and occasionally Misaki!

That's probably what makes him so suspicious. If *he* does it, other people must too. *g*

I'm so glad you liked this, honey. :)

I...I...I...

I stumbled over to the AftS site from ponderosa121's keyboard-smash-worthy ficlet and guh-inducing fan art, and from there to here, and I...

I...

I...have to say, I am horrendously, horribly, terribly, very much smitten with Asakawa. How does this happen to me with such ease? *bounces back to read more goods* XD

Everyone is smitten with Asakawa -- all the boys, all of us -- no point in trying to fight it. :)

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