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Never, never, ever make a to-do list where one of the items is "regret it later". That was the second-worst hangover of my life. You know that scene in Trailer Park Boys where Ricky is passed out face down on the pavement and Bubbles comes along and loads him up into the trailer of his go-kart? That could so have been me. Thankfully, I live with Bubbles the Boy who provided amazing support to me in my hours and hours of need.

I hope none of those brain cells were ones I needed.

In other news, I now have het on the brain, Inui het especially. But who to pair him up with? I can't think of anyone in the series who would be appropriate and an OFC is the kiss of death for readership. Any thoughts?

Also, Jayne Cobb. Just in general.

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Girl!Kaidoh

No wonder fandom is ashamed of me when all I want to do lately is write genderswitch and mpreg along with ver2frog


;) ;)

Not much of a choice for him, unfortunately, with tenipuri females. Maybe Hanamura, however. And then Kantoku would freak out and send his Hyoutei minions to attack Inui in his sleep ;)

YAY!!! I commented then saw this!
Yes! pls pls pls...

Inui/Tomo-chan. Possibly the most terrifying combination I can imagine. Yet strangely hilarious too.

Oh my god, I wonder how that would come about. I couldn't write the smexing about Tomo though; she's just too ickle and wee.

reposoir beat me to it.

...otherwise I suggest crossover!

Crossovers are indeed also good. Not that I have any bright ideas.

An-chan for the win? Also, while you are thinking about het, the world needs more Yumiko/Mizuki. Or ANY Yumiko/Mizuki. Also also, you're /Hal/, so I would read Tenipuri fic with OFCs if you wrote it. Especially Inui het.

Oh, Yumiko/Mizuki might be tasty. With grouchy Yuuta.

I suppose I should just write an Inui Dream Novel. *g*

My vote for Yumiko, actually. Or maybe Shiba, working her way through the regulars (although I might draw the line at Echizen, just because he's so asexual).

You know, now I'm starting to think about Yumiko/Shiba. Something that starts out with Syuuske/Shiba and then he takes her home and one thing leads to another.

An. You know you want to.

You didn't vote for An even after you converted me to Inui/An?

:((

I vote either Tomo-chan or An-chan. ♥

Oh my. You got THAT plastered? *tsks and gives you an ice pack.* XD

I've consumed more with less consequences so I didn't expect this to be so bad. Random factors, I guess. But I'm better now. :)

Definitely An! I have a whole theory where she's the "unnamed source" who gave him the Rikkai/Fudoumine video. Um, this theory is full of holes, but never mind. I still think they could have weekly data-exchanging meetings (after their respective spying and hospital matchmaking sessions, of course). :D

Datagirl An! Also, she's nicely devious.

My theory is that Inui's source is Nanjiroh. My evidence is the girlie footage on the Rikkai tape and the Karupin footage on the Momo-Kaidoh tape. I'm still wondering how they met and worked out the exchange, though.

Pfft. Fuji's sister. While Fuji watches.

For the fucking win. That's a threesome I could seriously enjoy.

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Re: when does the TPB movie come out?

My brain is better now!

Looks like the movie opens in Canada in Oct. Not sure about US release.

gender!fuck!Kaidoh please!


Drabble-Matic is the best I can do

Anxiously Tripping

Kaidoh tripped along darkly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Inui, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a kitten hopping along, carrying a juice in its mouth.

Kaidoh was almost at the street courts when he came across a crunchy cake, lying alone on a smexilicious plate. "That must be a treat from my kawaii bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked pure, so he ate it.

It gave him the most glittery tingling sensation in his thigh. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Inui.

When Inui came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Kaidoh cried cuttingly.

"Your ankle! And your elbow!" Inui said. "They're green! Can't you feel it?"

Kaidoh felt his ankle and his elbow. They were indeed quite green. "Oh, no!" Kaidoh said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that crunchy cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Inui said. "I got you a racquet. It must have been that bare man who lives nearby. He acts a little happily, ever since he licked a bandana."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Kaidoh sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Inui said wetly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your ankle is really mouldy like that."

"Really?" Kaidoh dried her tears. Kaidoh kissed Inui and it was an entirely dirty, dirty sensation, like Herakles in battle with the Nemean Lion.

They spent the night having entirely dirty, dirty sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

I may be in the minority, but I LIKE well-written OFCs. Just saying.

Since I can't imagine you writing badly-written ones.

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