Anyone remember who wrote a story about Scully and Queequeg and what it might be called? We're not talking about a walk in the park here, if you get my drift.
This isn't the first time I've had X-Files bestiality fic attributed to me. It makes me proud that people would assume I had written some. And sad that I never have. Of the Big Three -- cannibalism, necrophilia, and bestiality -- it's the only one I've never done, in any fandom.
But it's on the list.