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* am rather tight, from drinking nearly 3 pints of beer at the pub. I think I left a tiny bit in the last mug. I was only charged for 2 and when I told the server, she said not to worry, so then I had to try to calculate the tip based on 3 pints while the bill was for 2 and I think I broke my brain.

* wish I were writing some beer-induced pron about how Kaidoh is lusting after Inui but Inui seems oblivious and Kaidoh gets more and more frustrated until he finally pushes Inui down and a fracking big lightbulb comes on over Inui's head and they make out in an awkward and desperate fashion and don't quite declare true love forever, but it's definitely in the air and Kaidoh buries his face in Inui's chest so Inui can't see it and Inui is so happy he wants to shout and dance and sing. Also, Horio becomes a Regular.

* have to go to D&D in about an hour, so can't write any pron.

* have found the MOST PERFECT JOB EVER to apply for. It's so perfect and I want it so much that I wish I were still religious so I could ask you to use supernatural means to change reality on my behalf. Instead, I'll have to rely on my natural scary intelligence. And maybe get a good haircut.

* still want Donny Osmond. And Drew Barrymore. Maybe at the same time.

* am so behind at answering comments. I suck. Also behind at making comments, writing pron, general fandom things. Gah. I'll be better eventually, I promise. After I get this job.

* have a sweetie who helps me brainstorm fic by giving me plots that involve surfing contests in Hawaii and Momo and Horio disguising themselves as hula girls. Also, he's obsessed with Kirihara. I ♥ him so much.

* am probably less cute than I think I am.

* like cheese.

* love you guys, as always.

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* are at least as cute as you think you are.

* need to see this (hat tip P.)

Oh, my god, the Roombas! I really want one, but I have to get rid of a lot of clutter first.

I was strategizing at the pub for my website updates and resume writing, so I'll pick your brain on that tomorrow. So far, I'm planning to start my cover letter with "I really want this job."

No, you're adorable. Which is why we love you, too. :)

I might have to fight you for Donny, though.

Why fight when we could have a three-way? I'm sure there's enough of Donny to go around. And maybe Drew as well. :)

Is it wrong that my favourite part of that scenario is Horio becoming a regular?

Cheese is yummy.

Not wrong at all. Oh Horio!

Drew has reportedly broken up with Fab Moretti so there is hope!

I'd call her, but I need to focus on my career!

(oh she's so hot and i keep thinking she just might take her shirt off)

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I wonder if Ryoma would even care. He'd probably hate the paperwork.

I love sausages too! Breakfast sausages and farmer sausages and Mennoite sausages.

mmmm.. beer. does this increase my chances of getting you involved in a wet t-shirt contest?

really? jobness is my word of the day. do tell.

D&D? For some reason I thought it no longer was around.

a ban on fandom.. no worries.

you are probably much cuter than you think.

I have cheese for dinner. :D

- very likely ♥ but my tits are such that when I buy bras, they come with informational pamphlets about the miracle of blossoming womanhood and coupons for %50 off "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" -- still, I like them this way

- uni job, web dev, online courses, etc -- exactly what I can do and want to do

- no ban, just so stressed with other things that it's hard to turn my brain that way -- will def be better soon

- would rather be v. scary, but sadly am not

- yay cheese!

Drew Barrymore = ♥

Lots of people on my f-list think I should fancy Donny but I would really rather shag Shatner.

Beer is our buddy. (I can't spell friend.)


I have too many appropriate icons for this reply.

Drew is my one true love. I just wish she'd gain 30 pounds.

Shatner is ♥. Especially these days. If I have Drew and Donny, I'll leave him for you. But I'll secretly be jealous.

Beer is also ♥ God, so many LJ people I wish were my drinking buddies.

Hello to you as well!

A good haircut will do wonders. I'm sure my life would change for the better once I stop lazying around and go out to fix my hair.

Is THAT why you didn't stop by fore pretty night? ;_;

Now you really need to take a picture with your mask on.

I'm trying to grow my hair out and it's really awkward and bad right now. If I get an interview, I'll have to get it cut all short and professional and a little butch. Which is how it used to be, so that's okay.

Yeah -- I think I have pretty night open in one of a million tabs. My big skin care secret is to drink olive oil. And not care about fine lines. And use a weak baking soda solution instead of soap.

Chiming in like everyone else, you are as cute as you think you are. ♥

And sending you good vibes about the job! :D :D

Aw. :) And thank you for the job vibes!

We love you too. Tell us more about the amazing job!!!!

♥ I don't want to be specific in an unlocked post but it's doing what I love to do in a location I've always wanted to work. If don't at least get an interview, I'm going to be crushed. But it's been six years or so since I last looked for work and I'm out of practice at resumes and such.

This may be due to me knowing you solely through LJ and having no idea what you look like, but I've always pictured you as some sort of female Inui... does that count as thinking you're cute or is it just creepy? XD

Good luck with the job!

Hee! I suppose Inui would be closest, though more so before when my hair was shorter. I do have cool black-framed glasses. And a green notebook. :D

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Thank you. :) I'm boring -- a nice sharp Cheddar is my favourite.

Also, Horio becomes a Regular.

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