» I was in a café downtown and there was a sign on the emergency door: Do not open door after dusk. What do you suppose would happen? A horde of zombies would rush in?
» I bought a bar of chocolate today that was 99% cocoa. I'm a little afraid to try it. Either it will be so bitter as to be inedible or unwrapping it will cause a singularity and all matter will be sucked into it.
» I hear there's new SPN this week. About bloody time. Maybe I should finally make myself an icon.
» Life without caffeine is surprisingly good. There's this whole thing where you wake up in the morning and you actually are awake. Plus I'm committing way less crimes.
» In defiance of the forecast, the sun came out today. I was glad.