Reunion Tour by Hal
FOB/WaT, Pete Wentz/Eiji Wentz.
A tender tale of long lost love.
"I never knew I had a long lost brother," Eiji said, in Japanese.
"Well, you do," Pete said, also in Japanese. "I actually knew five years ago but it took me that long to learn Japanese. So I had to wait to find you. Also, I had a lot going on. You probably read about it on Wikipedia."
"No," Eiji said. "There's no page about you in Japanese."
"Oh." Pete was kind of at a loss. "So, do you like my band?"
"Sure," Eiji said. "Do you like my band?"
"It's great," Pete said, although secretly he didn't like WaT very much. "We should, like, tour together some time."
"Yeah, maybe," Eiji said in a way that made Pete wonder if he secretly didn't like Fall Out Boy that much either.
"So," Pete said, trying to remember more stuff from Eiji's Wikipedia page so he could make conversation, "I hear you ran a marathon for the shooting of your first music video."
"That's true," Eiji said. "And my musical influence comes from Mr. Children and The Yellow Monkey."
"How interesting," Pete said. "And I myself was in a multi-episode arc of the show One Tree Hill, appearing first at Tric (the local all-ages club in Tree Hill) with the entire band."
"Well done," Eiji said.
"We have a lot in common," Pete said. "Not just music." He pulled out a booklet and showed it to Eiji.
"You mean people draw BL doujinshi about your band too?" Eiji said.
"No!" Pete thought about it. "Well, probably they do. But I meant that we're both sort of, you know, open to things. With guys."
"Really? Did it say that on Wikipedia?"
"Not on your page, but I just assumed from the comic. And I thought, since we're all long-lost and gayish and all..." Pete looked at Eiji with his best soulful punk boy emo eyes. "Also, I read this article about how family members who are reunited like this often have a sexual reaction to each other. And you're really fucking cute."
Eiji wrinkled his nose. "Well, maybe I'm having a little bit of a sexual reaction. Just make sure it doesn't get onto my Wikipedia page."
"Are you sure? It's great for publicity."
"Yeah, but Teppei would kill me."
"Tell you what," Pete said, taking off his shirt, "if it makes it onto Wikipedia, I'll edit it out myself."
"Okay," Eiji said. "Since you're also pretty fucking cute."
And they had a really great sexual reaction to each other until Eiji found out Pete wouldn't go all the way.
The next day, Eiji started studying English so he could edit Pete's Wikipedia page.
Okay, real fic tomorrow, I promise.