2. There is InuKai but it is stuck inside my brain. How do you get that stuff out again? A crowbar? A fiction-ectomy? Leave a bowl of milk out for the gnomes? Don't say "hard work" or I'll cry.
3. My jeans felt loose today despite having just been washed and I had one of those crazy person moments where I simultaneously thought, I guess my plan to lose a couple pounds by standing on the scale and waving my hands downwards every once in a while worked! Yay! and I feel like shit and I just watched ten episodes of House and therefore I must have a terrible wasting disease! And don't I smell burnt toast? So I ate a butter tart to be on the safe side.
4. I sort of wish I were a Dalek. But I would never exterminate you guys.