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The Lifecycle of Stretch Denim
Day 1: Oh my God, these pants are so tight! The carbs in those carrot sticks must have made me gain 50 pounds!

Day 2: Oh my God, these pants fit great! Check out my hot ass!

Day 3: Oh my God, these pants are so loose! I must have cancer!

Wash, rinse, repeat.

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It's like you're IN MY BRAIN.

It's where I like to be. :)

Ahahahahaha, ain't that the truth? Actually, that happens for me with practically all pants. They stretch so much that I have to buy belts so that they pants don't fall down at work.

This happens with all my pants except one pair, so whenever I wear them, I'm surprised by the non-stretchyness.

I won't even get into the whole sizing discrepancy we have to deal with!

Every day: I wish I was at home in my pajamas.

Sometimes I wish I could wear my pyjamas to work.

I am wardrobe-challenged, and it took me a long, long time to realize that the pants were the cause of this problem. Recently I've been wondering if I could get away with wearing yoga pants as both pajamas and work pants.

People around here wear yoga pants everywhere (you can tell because of the LuLu Lemon logo) -- I haven't succumbed quite yet, but I still may. :)

hahaha, I live for day 2. You can hurry it along by doing some deep lunges when you put them on on day 1. *g*

Maybe I should just do my yoga in my jeans instead of my pyjamas. :)

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