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I wear my tinfoil hat shiny side in.

It's to protect the world from me.

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Laughing so much harder at this than I think it even warrants

I guess some of the rays are leaking out after all!

Where'd you get a tinfoil hat?

That's very considerate of you.

I know if you didn't, I wouldn't have the courage to get out of bed each day.

I'm storing up all the rays for one concentrated burst.

Ha, you're just trying to instill a false sense of security.

I thought we had a pact to keep quiet about the plan!

I'm confused by this entry!

Hmm, maybe it's not working as well as I thought.

I heard that if you wear something tinfoil to Chipotle, you get a free burrito. Today, for Halloween. I'm gonna try it a little later.

It did. I wore a tin hat, with a pointy bit on the top, and I got a carnitas burrito (with guac!) for free-free-free! God, I love food. Especially good, free food. ; )

It's not just my heart that is full of love for you, it's my spleen and I think my gall bladder...

May I quote you?

Aw. ♥ Please quote if you like.

Awesome! My workplace allows us pretty free reign on our email tags, so guess what's going up first thing Monday morning?!


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