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prillalar
December 30th, 2008

I've been at work for half an hour already and no one else is here. Did somebody beat me to unleashing the zombie apocalypse?

Damn, I'm sleepy. Which wakes you up better: coffee or brains?

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annotated_em
2008-12-30 04:46 pm (UTC)
Depends: the tender, veal-like brains of freshmen, or the more mature, textured brains of people who actually know how to think?
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prillalar
2008-12-31 01:21 am (UTC)
I think the freshman brains are better for dessert. :)
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marksykins
2008-12-30 04:48 pm (UTC)
The brains of coffee drinkers work best, but only after they've had their morning fix.
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prillalar
2008-12-31 01:22 am (UTC)
I guess I should have gone to Starbucks one way or another.
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longleggedgit
2008-12-30 04:53 pm (UTC)
My bosses won't return my emails! I think you're totally right; something's up.

I can't really drink coffee, so brains by default.
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prillalar
2008-12-31 01:23 am (UTC)
Some people did eventually show up but they seemed rather zombie-like. I will have to hunt down whomever is responsible!
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fullmoonjane
2008-12-30 05:05 pm (UTC)
Werewolves don't eat brains; so I'd say coffee works better than brains (never tried 'em) but tender human flesh beats coffee.

Near Hallowe'en I posted about what might happen if I became a zombie as well as a werewolf. It's not a pleasant thought.
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prillalar
2008-12-31 01:24 am (UTC)
I'm thinking a brains latte might be the best of both worlds.
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laurashapiro
2008-12-30 05:11 pm (UTC)
Brains, definitely.

I'm supposed to be at work, but I called in sick after a disastrous IBS attack yesterday. Whee.
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prillalar
2008-12-31 01:24 am (UTC)
Gah. I hope you're feeling better by now.
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leviosa8
2008-12-30 05:16 pm (UTC)
Well-toned brains with teeth like sharks.
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prillalar
2008-12-31 01:24 am (UTC)
Brains with teeth! That's a novel idea.
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thirdshade
2008-12-30 05:40 pm (UTC)
I like my brains finely sliced so I can dip them in the coffee. Crunchy. ¦d9
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pixxers
2008-12-30 06:03 pm (UTC)
I actually tried to take this literally. It made me a little sick, honestly. So I'm guessing coffee. Though really I don't see the point in trying to wake up. I'm much happier when I'm sleeping.
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prillalar
2008-12-31 01:26 am (UTC)
Since I don't have an office with a door, I have to look awake at work. Le sigh.
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hollyxu
2008-12-30 06:24 pm (UTC)
I would actually say tea, but brains with citrus zest would probably work too.
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kurifurinkan
2008-12-30 06:28 pm (UTC)
Brains. Hands down. I still, however, cannot see why I should not have brains with a shot of espresso.
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prillalar
2008-12-31 01:26 am (UTC)
Good call -- I'll try that tomorrow.
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prillalar
2008-12-31 01:26 am (UTC)
It just shows how sleepy I was that I forgot to add that option!
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copracat
2008-12-30 10:06 pm (UTC)
Brains, of course.

Wait! No! Coffee.
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mayhap
2008-12-31 07:30 pm (UTC)
I like to stir a pinch of powdered brains into my coffee. The fresh stuff is better, of course, but you work with what you have.
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prillalar
2008-12-31 07:42 pm (UTC)
You know those powdered brains are full of HFCS, right?
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