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I've been at work for half an hour already and no one else is here. Did somebody beat me to unleashing the zombie apocalypse?

Damn, I'm sleepy. Which wakes you up better: coffee or brains?

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Depends: the tender, veal-like brains of freshmen, or the more mature, textured brains of people who actually know how to think?

I think the freshman brains are better for dessert. :)

The brains of coffee drinkers work best, but only after they've had their morning fix.

I guess I should have gone to Starbucks one way or another.

My bosses won't return my emails! I think you're totally right; something's up.

I can't really drink coffee, so brains by default.

Some people did eventually show up but they seemed rather zombie-like. I will have to hunt down whomever is responsible!

Werewolves don't eat brains; so I'd say coffee works better than brains (never tried 'em) but tender human flesh beats coffee.

Near Hallowe'en I posted about what might happen if I became a zombie as well as a werewolf. It's not a pleasant thought.

I'm thinking a brains latte might be the best of both worlds.

Brains, definitely.

I'm supposed to be at work, but I called in sick after a disastrous IBS attack yesterday. Whee.

Gah. I hope you're feeling better by now.

Well-toned brains with teeth like sharks.

Brains with teeth! That's a novel idea.

I like my brains finely sliced so I can dip them in the coffee. Crunchy. ¦d9

I actually tried to take this literally. It made me a little sick, honestly. So I'm guessing coffee. Though really I don't see the point in trying to wake up. I'm much happier when I'm sleeping.

Since I don't have an office with a door, I have to look awake at work. Le sigh.

I would actually say tea, but brains with citrus zest would probably work too.

Brains. Hands down. I still, however, cannot see why I should not have brains with a shot of espresso.

Good call -- I'll try that tomorrow.

It just shows how sleepy I was that I forgot to add that option!

Brains, of course.

Wait! No! Coffee.

I like to stir a pinch of powdered brains into my coffee. The fresh stuff is better, of course, but you work with what you have.

You know those powdered brains are full of HFCS, right?

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