Halrloprillalar (prillalar) wrote,
Halrloprillalar
prillalar

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

I have to go to the mall tomorrow to buy makeup. The mall is full of psycho holiday shoppers. What's my best strategy?

Talk to self loudly while shopping to open up space around self
3(7.5%)
Hire high school girl hanging around entrance to buy makeup on my behalf
8(20.0%)
Buy cattle prod (not at the mall) to clear a path to Sephora
7(17.5%)
Order online and pay for rush shipping
17(42.5%)
Use inferior makeup
2(5.0%)
Other (please outline your strategy in the comments)
3(7.5%)

Best post-mall drink?

Tea
4(10.0%)
Wine
3(7.5%)
Scotch
7(17.5%)
Wine, and then scotch
22(55.0%)
Other (please leave recipe in the comments)
4(10.0%)

Atobe
27(100.0%)
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