Halrloprillalar (prillalar) wrote,
Halrloprillalar
prillalar

At work today, my computer was being really slow. And then my other computer was being really slow. And then the server was being really slow. And I was waiting and complaining, until I thought:

What if I have gained the power of super-human speed so everything just seems slow?

Further experimentation, however, revealed that I was unable to zip to the kitchen, grab a cookie, and zip back to my office without being seen.

So I didn't have super-human speed. But I did have a cookie.
Tags: i like robots better than you
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