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Things from today.
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Picked up the Indiana Jones DVDs. Got a free t-shirt.

Picked up the Charlie's Angels DVD. Got free underwear.

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Whilst reading a business bio, I learned a useful new term to describe your main squeeze: primary intimate partner. I love that. Business jargon and a whiff of poly.

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Heard a song today that talked about fuzzy dice hanging like testicles from the rear-view mirror. Seemed about right.

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Did you ever see the MST3K episode The Final Sacrifice? (Rowsdower!) If so, you may recall that it was written and directed by Tjardus Greidanus. (Last in a line of great anuses!) Well, the boy just shrieked and rushed in here to tell me that he saw the mighty Tjardus Greidanus's name in the credits of one of the special features on the Charlie's Angels DVD. As an editor, I believe. So Tjardus is working! I'm so proud. *sniff*

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Not from today, but to continue with Rowsdower, I'm strongly reminded of Zap and Troy whenever I watch the first X-Men movie. Logan and Rogue up in northern Alberta, just like The Final Sacrifice. Rogue stowing away in the back of Logan's truck, just like Troy did. Logan living in drunken squalour out of his truck, like Rowsdower did. It's uncanny.

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THE END


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Heard a song today that talked about fuzzy dice hanging like testicles from the rear-view mirror. Seemed about right.

That's Cake for you.

Ha! I should have guessed.

Don't forget the whining and the ineptitude.

Whenever I think of Rogue in that movie, I think of the scene on the train when she squeals "You leave him alone!" and Magneto totally disses her, man.

And now I think of Troy "I accidentally swallowed the knife!" MacGregor.

Re: Don't forget the whining and the ineptitude.

I adored Troy. They mocked him so mercilessly and he deserved every bit of it. "Food!"

primary intimate partner. I love that. Business jargon and a whiff of poly

Now that could give rise to some really entertaining acronyms, if extended poly-fashion. "This is my PIP, my SIP is over at the buffet, and my TIP just moved to Australia..."

*falls over laughing*

Definitely like it.

I think I'm going to start using it. I wonder if I should ask my primary intimite partner how he feels about that though.

I will never be able to watch the beginning of X-Men with a straight face again. Augh!

But just think of all the fun you'll have shouting out "Rowsdower!" whenever Logan is onscreen!

Logan is really much more attractive than Rowsdower, though.

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What do you think his cult name was? Francois? Loic? Flash?

What DVD gets you pants?

Ah, Rowsdower. A giant among men. At least among men who fight evil when skinny little gay boys ask them to.

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